Now This Makes Sense Jerry. Right Ya’ll?

Can anyone tell me what is missing in the image above?

Yes?  No?  Maybe, maybe so?

How about I give you 420 seconds to figure it out…?

Ready… Set… GO!

Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock.

Okay, time’s up.

Yes, I know. That was the quickest 7 minutes EVER! I mean, like friggin-EVER!

So, just to make sure we are on the same page as to what the aforementioned question was, I’ll ask it a second time… What in the image above, do you believe is missing?

[The sound of crickets]

C’mon, really? Are you seriously still scratching your heads?

Okay, for the sake of time, I’ll just tell you what’s missing.

For starters, YOU are missing. Yes, YOU! Mother nature calls you. She softly whispers in your ear, beckoning you, yearning for her child to reunite with her precious land. Just the thought of you sitting at that uncomfortable chair most likely purchased from IKEA, typing up monotonous content on an antiquated PC (I’m an Apple guy) in order to eke out an existence in this brief rodeo we call life, pains her greatly. We shouldn’t pain Mother Nature.

The second part that is missing from this beautiful image is a big, fat… doobie. Oops, did I really say that out loud? Supposed I did. But before you get up in arms about my “endorsement” to leave your job and veg out on a sunny California beach with your “vape weed” in hand, you should talk to your local lawmaker, or perhaps the governor. After all, it twas he, not I, that vetoed two bills this past Friday that would have banned lighting up in a California park or beach.

“If people can’t smoke even on a deserted beach, where can they? There must be some limit to the coercive power of government,” said California Governor, Jerry Brown.

One bill would have imposed a $100 fine for people caught smoking tobacco, marijuana, or even electronic cigarettes.

I guess all that’s left to say is, Viva El Governor, Jerry Brown!

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Author: Michael Ade` Craig

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2 thoughts on “Now This Makes Sense Jerry. Right Ya’ll?”

  1. What a joke! Banning outdoor smoking seems like politicians making up rules just because they can. The breeze, at the beach especially, dissipates any smoke or vapor so fast you couldn’t inhale second hand if you tried. Another example of government overreach.

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