Where did my Vanishing Oatmeal Treats E-Juice Go?

Ever wonder why vanishing oatmeal treats were named as such? Why vanishing? Is there some ingredient that dissipates or vanishes when heat is applied? After scouring the web for hours (minutes actually) in search of an explanation behind the word “vanishing”, I stumbled upon the true meaning. And let me tell you, it’s jaw-dropping.

Why “vanishing” Oatmeal Cookies?

Once upon a time, a most delicious jar of oatmeal cookies suddenly vanished. Following an uproar, the town authorities went on a massive search to find the missing jar. As darkness neared, luck would have it that a trail of crumbs would lead the authorities to a small boy, hunkered down behind an old woodshed with the empty jar in his hands. Authorities asked the boy what he had done with the cookies. With a mouth full of cookies and crumbs on his shirt, the boy simply shrugged his shoulders and replied, “they just vanished.”

So supposedly, vanishing oatmeal cookies are so yummy that they literally vanish. Not so jaw-dropping after all, huh?

While I can only assume the true meaning being the name, I can say with absolute confidence that Vanishing Oatmeal Cookies are seriously delicious.

Evolution of Vanishing Oatmeal Cookies

Oatmeal cookies evolved from oatcakes, a type of flatbread similar to a cracker, biscuit or pancake. Described as the “mainstay of Scottish bread”, written documents have oatcakes existing in Scotland since the Roman conquest of Britain in AD 43.

Our Vanishing Oatmeal Treats are Almost as Good as Actual Cookies!

According to Mother Nature Network, for added flavor, raisins and nuts were added to the mix somewhere around the Middle Ages and voilà — we have the modern day Oatmeal Cookie.

What is Vanishing Oatmeal Treats E Juice?

Historically, sticking your hands in the oatmeal cookie jar would get them slapped by mom. Luckily for you, we’ve separated the cookie from the jar and concocted Vanishing Oatmeal Treats E Juice, a delicious cinnamon, and oatmeal flavored vape juice.

What are vapers saying?

Tara B gives this juice a 5-star rating.

“I love this juice. The flavor is spot on and I can taste the oatmeal on the inhale and on the exhale. I can taste the raisins and oatmeal cookie. Best ejuice ever in my opinion.”

Nicholas P. gives this juice a 5-star rating.

“Just F***ing Amazing! I absolutely love this juice.”

Sarah gives this juice a 5-star rating.

“Pleasantly surprising. I got this as a free sample. I would have never chosen to order this BUT I think it’s my new favorite. It’s just like a warm oatmeal cookie. Perfect flavor.”

Especially Relevant: Last Week’s Flavor Friday.


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