We get it. There are a lot of options out there. The other companies have colorful labels and age their juice in barrels made of pink ivory. They farm their own organic, gluten-free propylene glycol and buy their vegetable glycerine from a living, breathing, talking carrot.
But, please, don’t go. We need you. We need this. Just watch the video and imagine “In the Arms of an Angel” is playing in the background. We couldn’t pay for the copyright. Someday though, we’ll be able to pay for any song we want – even a Beatles one!
But only if you stay.